Category Archives: idaho

Everyone Loves Sarah Palin

Really. The young (she’s 44) Alaska governor has an approval rating in the 80 – 90 percentile. Wasilla, AK resident (thus Palin neighbor) Adrool wrote a blog briefing the world on a collection of fun AK crime press releases. In … Continue reading

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Oh. Hello there.

Ahh. The career perils of unbridled debauch. I am alive and have resurfaced in Boise, Idaho. Having been on the road through NYC, Europe and the Northwest U.S. o’ A. since early March. I thought two and a half weeks … Continue reading

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Panic at the bus station

I have a fairly sound sense of direction. I can follow maps and directions and am aware of my surroundings. That said, never accompany me to the Spokane bus station. I can NEVER fucking find the place. If I printed … Continue reading

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Like a one-man band of gypsies…

This trip is officially on like Donkey Kong, and forshadowing would indicate a continuous rain of oak casks to the dome. Thursday I headed to Moscow for our version of Amy’s shower for baby Bojangles (Aurora). She was very naughty … Continue reading

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immortalized

As the best substitute teacher in recorded history, grateful children sometimes feel an overwhelming need to write me sonnets, sculpt my bust or depict key moments of my regal guidance in action. Yesterday I received a stunning likeness of myself. … Continue reading

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Packing Step 1: Shoes

If you are anything like me, you own shoes. What?! You do! High five, brother! But how are you supposed to predict the future and know what shoes you’ll want to wear when traveling? Good question. You may want to … Continue reading

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shit, shit, shit

This is my zen chant. I as of yet haven’t decided how I’m getting to Seattle within the week….plane, bus, rideshare. I have to finish a story before I can leave town, and since I’ve already been paid for it, … Continue reading

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Truthiness, HANDLBR and a Dental Dilemma

I celebrated the birth of Georgie Porgie Washington (and my mom) by interviewing some high school girls about their sexual practices. It’s for a news story I’m writing. Perverts. Typing up my results at my office/Bud’s Big Burgers (the one … Continue reading

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pssst, Jessie…Your idiosyncracies are showing.

Everyone has their own special set of idiosyncracies. Perhaps you lust after school cafeteria trays that keep your green beans from rubbing up on your chicken tit; the thought of hot fruit – especially atop something non-sweet (like pizza) – … Continue reading

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tu mother

Flipping through my rarely-utilized Dish Network channels, I stumbled across Y tu mama’ tambien on the Independent Film Channel. It’s still on, and it’s killing me. The first time I remember talking about this film was with Annie G-funk in … Continue reading

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