Feb.08
Over cheap PBR at Yamhill Pub.
Joe
~“It’s just a hornet’s nest of sexual harassment if I do that.”
Feb.08
Trivial Pursuit at The Basement Pub.
Joe, Julie, Jessie (?)
Trivia – What dropped 1,313 feet in 1980?
~“My balls.”
Trivia – What color were George Washington’s false teeth?
~“Compressed wool.”
~“Wood.”
Nov.07
Cesar Chavez; San Francisco
Sarah
~”Colonel Sanders’ granddaughter was my mom’s sex ed teacher.”
Dec.06
St. Maries
Garrett
~”You never watched Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman?! Sully was the mountain man guy who’d always wear deer skin hides of something … Of a deer I guess.”
Sept. 06
On a southbound ferry through the Inside Passage
Annie, Jessie
~”’80s hats or 80 hats? Were you talking about genre or quantity?”
Date: ?
Location: ?
Attributed to: ?
~”He threw a sausage at my face at like 10 o’clock in the morning.”
March 15, 2010 at 2:47 am
Amanda – Short, mouthy Asian.
Dude – Tall, random intoxicated Indian man.
Dude: scene-stopping me on my way into a bar.(To be said with a monotone ‘Native’ accent) “Hey, are you Native, you look a like you could be Native?”
Amanda: “Uhm, actually I am half Japanese.”
Dude: “Hey, that’s still Native!”
Amanda: “Uhm…if I was in Japan.”
Scene closes, Dude walks slowly away, confused.
*Not sure that is a quote..but a mildly entertaining short non-the-less.