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A smattering of wonderful things

Oh June, you dramatic bastard. You have asserted yourself soundly in just two days. June means salmon in southeast Alaska which starts with anxious prepping and waiting followed by furious working and money making (and some slapstick pratfalls). When I … Continue reading

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How to Jerk Off a Salmon and Other Useful Things I Learned Today

Today started off as any other day – a treasure hunt for my undies, a groggy walk home and a trip to Planned Parenthood. Wait … I’m not in college anymore. I made it to work, injected some coffee, checked … Continue reading

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Dear cousin, please send booze.

Because I vowed to post once a week and because I used all my brain power to fill out shipping documents, I present to you – a letter I wrote to my cousin. (For muddled clarification: cousin=casha=cashew=cat shoe=shoe of the … Continue reading

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Happy Dependence Day!

Dependence on summer money, dependence on salmon…I have a lot to celebrate. I’m carving a few minutes out of my day of sealing up and stickering shipping containers, writing production reports and crushing my fingers between blocks of frozen fish … Continue reading

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Waiting for salmon in Sitka

You can feel them. They’re churning the waters of the Pacific Northwest. The tide is spitting and frothing with expectation. The cadence of hammers, grinders, engines and bellowing skippers becomes more frantic by the day. “Mend the nets drain the … Continue reading

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Hot diggity tofu dog

Well I have a couple weeks until I again ship North to Alaska for the rutting of the salmon. I have a couple days until the weather in Portland is predicted to hit 80s and 90s summer-style temperature. Perhaps it’s … Continue reading

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