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March 1, 2007

immortalized

As the best substitute teacher in recorded history, grateful children sometimes feel an overwhelming need to write me sonnets, sculpt my bust or depict key moments of my regal guidance in action. Yesterday I received a stunning likeness of myself. … Continue reading →

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February 16, 2007

pssst, Jessie…Your idiosyncracies are showing.

Everyone has their own special set of idiosyncracies. Perhaps you lust after school cafeteria trays that keep your green beans from rubbing up on your chicken tit; the thought of hot fruit – especially atop something non-sweet (like pizza) – … Continue reading →

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February 12, 2007

tu mother

Flipping through my rarely-utilized Dish Network channels, I stumbled across Y tu mama’ tambien on the Independent Film Channel. It’s still on, and it’s killing me. The first time I remember talking about this film was with Annie G-funk in … Continue reading →

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February 7, 2007

Romeo. Romeo. Wherefor–wanna ride bikes?

(Author’s note: This story is double straight superlative fiction – a mere creative writing delusion.) Once upon a time in a tiny fictional town that bore no similarity to any tiny towns dead or living and where free speech trumped … Continue reading →

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