Two older women, overheard on a bus, Cancun.
“Oh, how are you?! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.”
Over cheap beer at Yamhill Pub, PDX.
“It’s just a hornet’s nest of sexual harassment if I do that.” ~Joe
Trivial Pursuit at The Basement Pub, PDX.
Q – What dropped 1,313 feet in 1980?
Q – What color were George Washington’s false teeth?
Cesar Chavez; San Francisco
~”Colonel Sanders’ granddaughter was my mom’s sex ed teacher.” ~Sarah (on Southern connections)
St. Maries, ID
~”You never watched Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman?! Sully was the mountain man guy who’d always wear deer skin hides of something … Of a deer I guess.” ~Garrett
On a southbound ferry through Alaska’s Inside Passage
~”’80s hats or 80 hats? Were you talking about genre or quantity?” ~Jessie to Annie
~”He threw a sausage at my face at like 10 o’clock in the morning.”